nut hugger
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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