i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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