Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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