I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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