Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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