David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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