i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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