Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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