I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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