Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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