it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
zippers are such a cool invention
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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