i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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