I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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