i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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