Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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