She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You are the jesus of drinking
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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