Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you will always have a special place in my vag
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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