The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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