My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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