I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Where is the hickey?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
