I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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