Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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