omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties