Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.