Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours

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(214): View more from Texas

The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi

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(631): View more from New York

My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.

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(850): View more from Florida

he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.

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(904): View more from Florida

Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.

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