i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.