Whod you bang
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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