I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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