with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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