Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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