I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
