i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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