Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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