Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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