The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
love makes seman taste better
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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