after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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