Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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