I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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