It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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