I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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