I will die if light touches me.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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