he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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