Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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