Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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