Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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