I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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