That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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