ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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