I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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