she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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