I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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