I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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