I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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