I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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