i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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