So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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