My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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