We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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