she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
